.
I happened one night upon an antelope
Trying in vain to light his smoke
You see the wind blew hard from the east that night
And his matches just wouldn’t stay alight
.
Long enough to create an ember
Pipes are notoriously finicky I now remember
Obviously
He thought
I need help with this and ought
To ask the lion, which I think is risky
Considering the king of the jungle’s history
.
So he wandered over to where the pride
Were gathered trying to decide
How to keep the cubs away from the fjord
As they were prone to venture, when bored
Far too close to the icy water
Playfully chasing the local sea otter
.
He asked politely starting to sweat
Nervously trying to forget
Exactly who he was speaking to
These cats were wild and not in a zoo
.
“Excuse me please do you have a light?
I’m having a little bother tonight”
.
They looked…..
Perplexed….
At the young deer
Who had bravely sauntered over here
To ask for a light so he could smoke
Is this some kind of antelope joke?
.
The king looked bemused and wandered over
Careful not to fall off the white cliffs of Dover
“Hullo” he said “my name is Steven”
“I’m surprised to see you haven’t been eaten,
“It’s a light you want, oh I see,
well, come on over here follow me”
He said these words with a sideways glance
To his wives who seized upon the chance
To ask the antelope for a fag
You see shopping for cigarettes in Norway is such a drag
.
He agreed and shared his tobacco around,
The whole pride rolled up and he soon found
There really was no need to be scared
Although we’ll see in the morning just how he fared
.
After passing the night smoking and reminiscing
At dawns first light we notice he is missing……..
And so to the moral of our sad apologue
If you really need a light
Don’t ask a lion
Ask a dog.
Sam
( I would like to add that the word “FAG” is slang here in the UK and means “CIGARETTE”
Haha, brilliant! This is arguably one of the best poems i’ve read in a while.
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And Baffled Baboon is arguably one of the best user names. thank you
Sam
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Thank you! I may be addicted to alliterations but that’s alright.
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surely one of the best “ations” to be addicted to.
Sam.
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samaborder posted: ” . I happened one night upon an antelope Trying in vain to light his smoke You see the wind blew hard from the east that night And his matches just wouldn’t stay alight . Long enough to create an ember Pipes are notoriously finicky”
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Love This sam
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